After watching Se7en, the movie that ended with Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box (spoiler alert,sorry), I decided that everyone was trying to kill me. With my eye sockets stretched wide open and my jaw muscles tight, I walked home through my quaint, well-lit neighborhood with my keys interlaced between my fingers, because keys that […]

For those of you who know me well, or for those of you who were duped into reading my entire blog due to the facetious yet highly effective Gchat status message that said ‘Tupac in Mexico – Photos Here‘, you are aware that one of my life goals back in college was to become an […]

I don’t have the most sophisticated taste in music. I’d be lying if I told you I lounged around to classical all day, reading Elizabeth Barrett Browning poems while playing Bach and Beethoven quietly in the background. That would be a bold-faced lie, and deception really isn’t my thing. Weirdly enough, I really do like […]

I got my hair cut this past Saturday. Surprising, it went really well! This never happens. No mullets, no mom bob. I really like the cut – Antoine (my new gay BFF) managed to do exactly what I wanted him to, and I now have a cut that kind of resembles Mischa Barton’s in 2005 […]

My mother is officially the cutest person on earth. But kind of bad at email.