Wedding day songs that seem OK but aren’t

So, to everyone’s surprise, I’m getting married. I’m sure that at one point in life (probably when I was a sophomore in college, probably when I would eat Taco Bell alone in a car, and probably when I occasionally purchased clothing items and accessories from Hot Topic) my parents thought this was a fairly far-fetched […]

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The armpit violation

It was 3:30pm on Wednesday, the time when I usually opted for one of the following scintillating activities at the office: Talking to Glen, the mail guy about his preference of packaging envelopes Purchasing a package of Babybel cheese from the corner store, and then eating all 5 cheese circles at the same sitting  Reading […]

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Tuesday = Muni hugs

It was 7 PM, and like on most days, I was pretty ecstatic to step away from my laptop and stop myself from becoming a cross eyed office robot. And, as on most days, I ran out of the office and made an awkward mad dash for my train. I’m convinced Muni has schizophrenia, or […]

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